
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19

crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11

roll die for outcome SCORE 31

not more than a day SCORE 30

we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20

all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32

whoops SCORE 18

my favorite genre SCORE 13

for the goth on the move SCORE 19

this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27

goth pockets SCORE 4

extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23

uneducated wizard SCORE 25

true pet love SCORE 32

we out here vibing SCORE 38

look at it SCORE 5

lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29

how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24

dude SCORE 39

when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31

savage dad humor SCORE 13

a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30

whoa. do not like that SCORE 19

there’s always that one dentist SCORE 15

your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9

there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19

the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14

those poor bartenders SCORE 30

cats are sleep artists SCORE 18

finally shoes that match his mask! SCORE 18

can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24

the greatest crime of all SCORE 14