time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
if i just lay here SCORE 10
playing hard to get SCORE 18
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 3
the racc attacc SCORE 12
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
that takes balls SCORE 14
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
FYI: SCORE 22
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
just one day… SCORE 23
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
proof that gluten-intolerant people can’t skateboard SCORE 14
i relly trid SCORE 32
insane in the membrane SCORE 16
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
oops hehe SCORE 8
you’re hired SCORE 22
this is quite the life SCORE 12
