I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
Licky Clam SCORE 5
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
Police Troll ;) SCORE 25
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
When you are sad. SCORE 277
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
Left-Handed Facts SCORE 8
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
Meow… SCORE 9
You murdered so many of us already! SCORE 7
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
You already know too much. SCORE 218
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
The more you know. SCORE 338
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Words. SCORE 4
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE 1
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
Probably. SCORE 182
America lately. SCORE 209