holy dog SCORE 20
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
loin king SCORE 27
that’s a snake SCORE 22
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
evil genius SCORE 13
not even mad SCORE 26
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
dirty talk SCORE 21
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
more milk per milk SCORE 17
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
happy birthday! SCORE 19
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
i’m the joke SCORE 19
flan from god SCORE 20
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
always screaming SCORE 5
everything else sucks SCORE 16
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
pure happiness SCORE 20
the worst SCORE 19