How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 257
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 345
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
