Roses are red. SCORE 367
I feel bad for kids nowadays. SCORE 277
Star Wars crayon carvings. SCORE 131
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. SCORE 236
Adopt me, maybe? SCORE 272
O Fortuna misheard lyrics. SCORE 212
Contradictory popsicles. SCORE 372
Coal dust globe. SCORE 248
You don’t say!? SCORE 239
Books for tall people. SCORE 234
Polar bear problems. SCORE 208
Scumbag socks. SCORE 226
Ron Swanson. SCORE 132
First world dog problems. SCORE 194
How it feels. SCORE 207
Evolution problems. SCORE 339
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 262
Looking through your old Facebook photos. SCORE 261
Thanks Clippy. SCORE 203
Make your own invisible ink! SCORE 264
Is Pluto a planet? SCORE 127
I can relate. SCORE 180
Man vs. octopus. SCORE 163
Get it? SCORE 250
Content in women’s magazines. SCORE 230
Bang! SCORE 107
Killing Hitler. SCORE 235
Every time. SCORE 258
Places where Bono can’t live. SCORE 202
Willy the Witty Wolf. SCORE 158
Thanks Batman. SCORE 173
What’re you looking at? SCORE 224