putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
never forget SCORE 20
only room for one! SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
not a high success rate SCORE 25
dreams are fun SCORE 28
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
we really got the life SCORE 12
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
boom SCORE 12
til death do us part SCORE 23
