Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Dance the night away. SCORE 30
I SEE SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Udderly Victimised SCORE 30
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Fact checked. SCORE 21
*have SCORE 16
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 26
Sopa! SCORE 30
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18