Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Smart Car SCORE 3
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Accuracy SCORE 130
Surprise me. SCORE 98
You can see me? SCORE 149
I am home. SCORE 3
perfectly timed photos SCORE 2
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
The internet. SCORE 152
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
The Interwebz SCORE 1
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
