I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
I want to do this. SCORE 295
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
This happens way too often SCORE 11
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Things To do. SCORE 15
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
