Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Loud music. SCORE 15
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Group projects. SCORE 149
Germans. SCORE 3
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Colorblind. SCORE 136
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Time. SCORE 133
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
The shinbone. SCORE 94
When you see it. SCORE 5
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
