
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54

place your bets! SCORE 48

vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45

i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37

not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22

who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42

time to call it a day SCORE 34

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36

the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32

i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46

textbook-ception SCORE 50

fan theories SCORE 33

oh sweet release SCORE 50

he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34

one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30

where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16

worth every sin SCORE 32

today was a good day SCORE 38

i missed the meeting SCORE 22

it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38

i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55

gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5

This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37

he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43

they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36

you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62

rude diet SCORE 36

it all makes sense now SCORE 33

call me dr SCORE 32

i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34

cozy SCORE 36

the original American badass SCORE 88