Roses are red. SCORE 334
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Burn. SCORE 158
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
How I shower. SCORE 156
English is hard. SCORE 291
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Pubid. SCORE 143
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Touché. SCORE 336
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Spider drama. SCORE 233
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Attack! SCORE 196
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
How I die. SCORE 289
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
