Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Global Warming SCORE 183
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Liz… SCORE 123
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Self control SCORE 100
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
I would watch this SCORE 110
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
English is weird. SCORE 95
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
How weather works SCORE 68
Miscommunication SCORE 88
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Twist! SCORE 138
