Says Kanye… SCORE -89
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally. SCORE 345
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Accurate. SCORE 257
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134