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Bags+Ordered+The+Right+Way
When+MENSA+people+date%26%238230%3B
When MENSA people date… SCORE 31
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+boomer+attac.
This is what it’s like when boomer attac. SCORE 28
You+have+done+me+a+huge+disservice%2C+sir.
You have done me a huge disservice, sir. SCORE 18
Thank+me+for+my+service%26%238230%3B
Thank me for my service… SCORE 23
Hug+Satan.
Hug Satan. SCORE 19
Coming+at+ya%2C+lil+guy.
Coming at ya, lil guy. SCORE 23
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
I+could+work+from+home+here%26%238230%3B
I could work from home here… SCORE 22
Happy+Birthday%2C+boy.
Happy Birthday, boy. SCORE 17
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno. SCORE 19
Suppose+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+win%2C+at+any+rate.
Suppose it’s a win, at any rate. SCORE 27
I+could+jump+onboard+this+train.
I could jump onboard this train. SCORE 21
I+could+hang+this+on+my+wall.
I could hang this on my wall. SCORE 10
Which+way+did+the+other+LARPers+go%3F
Which way did the other LARPers go? SCORE 5
Honk+me+a+sammich+please.
Honk me a sammich please. SCORE 23
Well%2C+yes%2C+dammit.
Well, yes, dammit. SCORE 23
It+will+be+a+classic+ballad.
It will be a classic ballad. SCORE 23
Hunting+season+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Hunting season is coming… SCORE 20
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
The+ideal+customer.
The ideal customer. SCORE 13
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
A+pirates+life+for+mua.
A pirates life for mua. SCORE 29
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 24
At+least+the+gato+is+comfortable.
At least the gato is comfortable. SCORE 17
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
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Are+you%26%238230%3B+frightened%2C+Rose+Tyler%3F
Are you… frightened, Rose Tyler? SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+an+Alchemist.
I’m something of an Alchemist. SCORE 12
There+is+a+road+in+France+called+passage+du+gois%2C+which+can+only+be+used+twice+a+day+for+a+few+hours.+Then+it+disappears+under+13+feet+of+water.
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
Lay+off+the+meat+4LYF.
Lay off the meat 4LYF. SCORE 20
Road+Saltbae
Road Saltbae SCORE 23
Can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+Cyber+Trains.
Can’t wait for Cyber Trains. SCORE 23
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