
2 types of food. SCORE 15

On the first day. SCORE 190

When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118

Marie Curie SCORE 208

Waiting in line SCORE 170

White people dancing. SCORE 124

Bad Education SCORE 233

My life. SCORE 17

talk shit git hit SCORE 15

I need one of these SCORE 129

Like a Sssir. SCORE 13

How to outplay a penguin SCORE 102

Fitness? SCORE 88

Lawyers. SCORE 236

Geek. SCORE 12

There are teachers, and then, there are educators. SCORE 270

someone stole my cheetos! SCORE -13

Gently blow on your screen. SCORE 110

Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93

This is why I don’t go in the water… SCORE 128

Zero stars SCORE 14

Habits of the common bookworm. SCORE 186

No. Yes… SCORE 194

rude and not ginger SCORE 11

Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115

Destroy it! SCORE 116

They know something I don’t. SCORE 214

Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 66

you never know when it will happen SCORE 132

Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179

I’m not crying… It’s just the onions. SCORE 79

Sean Claude Van Damme’s daughter does the splits. SCORE 9