How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Water is wet SCORE 26
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
What torture. SCORE 190
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
quiet fives SCORE -3
School notes. SCORE 254
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
government logic SCORE 11
Agent T SCORE 261
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Thriller. SCORE 137
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
This is my song! SCORE 90
No officer… SCORE 146
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
