his life will never be the same SCORE 26
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
have it their way SCORE 16
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
til death do us part SCORE 22
whatever it takes SCORE 16
dreams are fun SCORE 28
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
the astley paradox SCORE 19
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
this is genius SCORE 26
all natural SCORE 22
the three settings SCORE 28