Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 42
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Problem solved SCORE 34
It’s my super power SCORE 44
easy money SCORE 29
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Stress relief SCORE 45
Happy little trees SCORE 50
