work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
smart shopping SCORE 38
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
food art SCORE 53
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
at least he listened SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
as you should feel SCORE 41
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
pretty much SCORE 29
literally any fact SCORE 54
nap time! SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
hot take! SCORE 59
neow SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 43
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
