where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
as you should feel SCORE 41
at least he listened SCORE 25
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
literally any fact SCORE 53
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
hot take! SCORE 59
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
smart shopping SCORE 38
neow SCORE 31
pretty much SCORE 29
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
food art SCORE 53
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
