The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I love you more than… SCORE 122
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Word! SCORE 19
I yawned! SCORE 10
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Truth. SCORE 182
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
BROFIST SCORE -3
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Wrong Show SCORE 191
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I Love My School SCORE 309
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
