Who else does this? SCORE 112
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Full time savage SCORE 71
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Leo gets it SCORE 164
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
All of these are true SCORE 178
Adulthood SCORE 111
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Admiration SCORE 80
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
A damn fool SCORE 65
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
America is so progressive SCORE 78
