Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Attack! SCORE 196
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
How I shower. SCORE 156
Pubid. SCORE 143
How I take tests. SCORE 243
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Burn. SCORE 158
Poor owl. SCORE 205
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
How I die. SCORE 289
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Touché. SCORE 336
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
English is hard. SCORE 291
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
