Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Dat cake. SCORE 5
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Things To do. SCORE 16
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
I want to do this. SCORE 294
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Because Cute SCORE 16
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
This happens way too often SCORE 11
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148