![%26quot%3BYou+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+put+on+the+red+light%26quot%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016143387-25840-333x150.jpg)
"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96
![When+mom+asks+why+you+have+so+many+tissues+in+the+trash](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020161201188-12123-333x150.jpg)
When mom asks why you have so many tissues in the trash SCORE 7
![Young+Harrison+Ford](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020160930138-11446-333x150.jpg)
Young Harrison Ford SCORE 120
![Using+It+Wrong](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020160427157-40382-333x150.jpg)
Using It Wrong SCORE 171
![Cat%3A+You+scratch+my+back%2C+I+scratch+yours](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016143333-66548-333x150.gif)
Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
![WTF+Ted+Cruz%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016120147-35234-333x150.jpg)
WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154
![So+Why+Isn%26%238217%3Bt+This+A+Thing%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016054317-45263-333x150.jpg)
So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157
![If+Cats+Looked+Like+Frogs](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4820161939145-19975-333x150.jpg)
If Cats Looked Like Frogs SCORE 152
![This+Teacher+Shows+No+Remorse](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4920160042105-48237-333x150.jpg)
This Teacher Shows No Remorse SCORE 130
![Daily+Tough+Decisions](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020161201129-63803-333x150.jpg)
Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11
![I+live+by+a+park.+Spring+has+sprung.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020161045197-45945-333x150.png)
I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129
![Sugar+glider+reflexes+activated](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020160543173-84944-236x150.gif)
Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 146
![The+Most+Respectful+Rejection+I%26%238217%3Bve+Ever+Read](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020160658200-77172-333x150.jpg)
The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154
![Listen%2C+You+Are+Not+Fat](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020161201178-74740-333x150.jpg)
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
![Just+let+peanut+girl+be](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016093057-41829-333x150.jpg)
Just let peanut girl be SCORE 15
![Here+We+See+The+College+Student+In+The+Wild](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4820161940145-79216-333x150.jpg)
Here We See The College Student In The Wild SCORE 12
![Why+Pokemon+is+a+game+for+adults](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016065843-39836-333x150.jpg)
Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11
![Just+be+polite.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4122016015343-39803-333x150.png)
Just be polite. SCORE 17
![The+definition+that+pops+up+when+you+Google+%26%238216%3Bpleonasms%26%238217%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016015685-51877-333x150.png)
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146
![You+can+never+be+too+sure](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016092945-71603-333x150.jpg)
You can never be too sure SCORE 1
![Elementary+School+Currency](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/482016182418-85160-333x150.jpg)
Elementary School Currency SCORE 4
![When+It+Comes+To+Equality%26%238230%3B+Wait%2C+What%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/482016194029-38000-333x150.jpg)
When It Comes To Equality… Wait, What? SCORE 7
![I+doughnut+tan+nicely](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/41020160814179-68305-333x150.jpg)
I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115
![50+bits+of+grey](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4820161823148-11156-333x150.jpg)
50 bits of grey SCORE 12
![What+I+Really+Think+Of+The+Apple+Watch](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016081484-19930-333x150.jpg)
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 119
![Why+Men+Get+Jealous](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/482016182437-20392-333x150.jpg)
Why Men Get Jealous SCORE 3
![When+you%26%238217%3Bre+on+a+team%2C+but+you+have+no+friends.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4820161551152-91349-333x150.gif)
When you’re on a team, but you have no friends. SCORE 196
![The+downfall+of+dog+vision](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016143332-75496-333x150.jpg)
The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6
![Amazon+sellers+keeping+it+real.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/492016081574-27133-333x150.jpg)
Amazon sellers keeping it real. SCORE 16
![Cooking+With+Neil+DeGrasse+Tyson](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/482016170814-12332-333x150.jpg)
Cooking With Neil DeGrasse Tyson SCORE 126
![The+best+way+to+pop+the+question](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4920160700114-53649-333x150.jpg)
The best way to pop the question SCORE 7
![Uh+Oh+Spaghetti+O%26%23039%3Bs](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4102016104539-89441-333x150.jpg)
Uh Oh Spaghetti O's SCORE 118