This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
Baby, no. SCORE 20
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
Bro Bump SCORE 38
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Well played… SCORE 23
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 16
Change is good SCORE 36
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
Papa, no. SCORE 19
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
Why you do this? SCORE 13
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
Hot or not SCORE 24
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
Seems legit SCORE 33
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
Funny money. SCORE 18
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
