don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i can never find the words SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
i also laughed SCORE 56
i wonder why SCORE 40
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
waka waka waka SCORE 26
what’s the point? SCORE 41
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
never give up SCORE 88
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
oof SCORE 21
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
irony man SCORE 45
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
clever girl SCORE 40
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
he did it because he could SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
delete my number SCORE 28