Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Deal with it. SCORE 109
Awkward… SCORE 295
That doesn’t look right… SCORE 1
Actually… SCORE 341
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Butterfly fun-facts. SCORE 93
Rules For Success SCORE 5
Would not bang SCORE -12
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
duckface SCORE -8
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -26
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Things I’ve Said to My Children. SCORE 309
Sibling Love SCORE 10
Insomnia Jeopardy. SCORE 133
bender logic SCORE 8
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
How cats work SCORE 4
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
The twist ending. SCORE 55
Astronaut Problems SCORE 6
jabba the cat SCORE 4
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Human stahp SCORE 0
Zombies SCORE 6
