What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 140
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
The Wall. SCORE 129
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
Sucks. SCORE 162
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -13
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
good question SCORE -13
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
The orchestration behind July 4th, 1996 SCORE 5
Perspective paintings. SCORE 170
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
Definition of life. SCORE 14
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
