That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
How people see me. SCORE 233
Please be troll. SCORE 230
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
New books. SCORE 200
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Friends. SCORE 215
Seems legit. SCORE 150
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Accurate. SCORE 257
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
