Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
+ cry. SCORE 118
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Mama no. SCORE 52
Every time. SCORE 37
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 45
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
