2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Adulthood SCORE 111
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Who else does this? SCORE 112
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
We the people SCORE 112
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Full time savage SCORE 71
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
All of these are true SCORE 178
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
A damn fool SCORE 65
Admiration SCORE 80
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
