First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Harsh! SCORE -5
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
What was this show? SCORE 229
Alright then. SCORE 144
Silly Superman SCORE 173
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Microwaves SCORE 17
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Every night. SCORE 18
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Swoon. SCORE -5
<3 SCORE 179
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Me as a child SCORE 228
Albino crow SCORE 14
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
