Female SCORE 31
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. SCORE 131
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic. SCORE 143
Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy SCORE 82
Wow I had no idea. SCORE 89
When slides attack. SCORE 139
A real Bigfoot SCORE 106
I’m hungry Nana SCORE 75
Firehose vs. Flamethrower SCORE 116
$38 and alot of college lives SCORE 116
The Winter Olympics has no chill SCORE 123
…and invited all friends SCORE 83
Sawfly larvae eating a leaf SCORE 91
…also in Tallahassee SCORE 156
Bathe me. SCORE 96
Interesting. SCORE 210
Happy bears SCORE 82
Stephen Hawking vs John Oliver SCORE 109
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level. SCORE 92
Scumbag Turbo Tax SCORE 57
Only Michael Scott SCORE 105
Elected as Leader, but unhappy. SCORE 114
Public Relations SCORE 152
My favorite "u wot m8" SCORE 67
Never forget SCORE 210
Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music SCORE 89
Blackberry deconstructed. SCORE 88
If you’re ever in doubt remember this SCORE 128
Look at me. I’m your mother now. SCORE 107
Sweet Parrot. SCORE 272
Certificate Of Dog Obedience Training SCORE 94
HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSSS SCORE 68
