Not Leaving My Room… SCORE 12
Gazelle jump in slow motion SCORE 15
The Word ‘Merican’ SCORE -13
The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor. SCORE 13
My morning pep talk SCORE 8
Roar of Time SCORE 9
Good Job Microsoft SCORE 172
Math checks out. SCORE 10
They Did The Math SCORE 13
Note to self SCORE 12
Any Road Trip…Or Big City SCORE 15
Life’s Too Short To Hold Grudges SCORE 13
What Did One Orphan Say To The Other? SCORE 4
Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day SCORE 13
Someone Help Me, I Just Can’t SCORE 6
Shoo SCORE 125
When all your friends vape SCORE 4
Desensitization SCORE 143
Chronostasis SCORE 11
If my love life had a flavor. SCORE 12
Why I Never Know Who To Be Mad At SCORE 11
Megan Fox And Vegan Fox… SCORE 4
Personal Security in the Modern Age SCORE 6
Goals. SCORE 115
pizza is life SCORE 10
Waffles are considerate pancakes SCORE 12
Needle in a haystack SCORE 175
I can’t be the only one SCORE 9
That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s SCORE 131
Checking WebMD For A Friendly Diagnosis SCORE 7
Sore Mouth SCORE 8
When Everyone Roasts You SCORE 9
