When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
The Brady Bunch meeting the Jackson 5 SCORE 25
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
We do live in a society… SCORE 29
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 30
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
vv cool SCORE 25
This rotten fruit made of precious stones SCORE 24
He is not impressed. SCORE 30
No Talk ! I am Angry ! SCORE 27
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 22
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 29
The game changes a man SCORE 28
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 34
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
Protect this one. SCORE 31
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 39
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
The 20’s may get us, yet… SCORE 26
boop activated… SCORE 26
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 18
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25