Spending a whole day tanning. SCORE 149
I know my teachers do it on purpose. SCORE 236
Color me impressed. SCORE 177
Are we there yet? SCORE 157
You’re fat. SCORE 183
Denied. SCORE 166
Gun logic. SCORE 131
Oh Matthew… SCORE 28
Bowling for bikers. SCORE -39
I like the drama. SCORE 262
A tale of two cows. SCORE 282
Perfect timing. SCORE 201
My useless talent… SCORE 218
My home state. SCORE 147
Like a boss. SCORE 299
Campfire Brownies in an Orange SCORE 8
I have this weird self-esteem issue… SCORE 328
When I get Facebook notifications. SCORE 125
Do want. SCORE 198
Iron Man 2, without VFX. SCORE 291
Cooking as a college student. SCORE 210
I surrender. SCORE 170
Spider-Man gets his daily about of exercise SCORE -3
Awwwmelette. SCORE 143
I whip my hare back and forth. SCORE 156
How I feel every morning. SCORE 285
Found my shirt. SCORE 205
Ms. Doubtfire vs. Kim. SCORE 441
Dog logic. SCORE 147
Gun logic. SCORE 199
Hm… One 5-Hour Energy or Twenty-three Hershey’s Bars? Chocolate! SCORE 10
Life SCORE 16