My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Story of my life SCORE 80
3D Floor SCORE 90
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Smooth AF SCORE 101
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
I’d like to solve the puzzle! SCORE 84
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
Snake Humor SCORE 86
Hooty whom SCORE 63
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
No son of mine. SCORE 102
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
#stopit SCORE 98
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 125
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
