thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
oddly profound SCORE 18
business markie SCORE 4
who wants to try this diet with me? SCORE 19
’tis the season SCORE 24
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
pre-coffee demon SCORE 7
looks unsafe SCORE 37
our time to bite! SCORE 10
brain fart SCORE 24
new life motto SCORE 24
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
the machines were right SCORE 42
forever air freshener SCORE 29
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
be like baby llama SCORE 17
the fourth sister SCORE 6
so many days lost SCORE 30
species and age? SCORE 31
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
it’s complicated SCORE 15
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23