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I+need+this+pencil+sharpener
Let+the+children+eat%26%238230%3B
Let the children eat… SCORE 35
They+grow+up+so+fast
They grow up so fast SCORE 17
Tonight%2C+we+feast%21
Tonight, we feast! SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+Toy+Story+reboot%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this Toy Story reboot… SCORE 26
Dad+was+not+about+to+miss+out+on+that+deal%26%238230%3B
Dad was not about to miss out on that deal… SCORE 32
In+case+you+get+hungry+while+measuring+things.
In case you get hungry while measuring things. SCORE 21
The+sooner+we+open+the+schools
The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9
It%26%238217%3Bs+an+immersive+experience.
It’s an immersive experience. SCORE 24
%5BMark%5Deting+done+well.
[Mark]eting done well. SCORE 20
Lay+off+the+cupcakes%2C+Reginald.
Lay off the cupcakes, Reginald. SCORE 25
Backup+doge
Backup doge SCORE 27
Best+I+can+do+is+lego+Star+Wars%26%238230%3B
Best I can do is lego Star Wars… SCORE 21
Me+and+the+boys+started+making+trouble+in+your+neighbourhood%26%238230%3B
Me and the boys started making trouble in your neighbourhood… SCORE 13
He%26%238217%3Bs+called+Puddin%26%238217%3B
He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20
The+future+looks+neat%26%238230%3B+wait%26%238230%3B
The future looks neat… wait… SCORE 22
Luck+o%26%238217%3B+the+Irish%2C+and+all+that+jazz.
Luck o’ the Irish, and all that jazz. SCORE 18
No+context+needed%2C+really.
No context needed, really. SCORE 17
GIVE+US+THE+CARROT%21
GIVE US THE CARROT! SCORE 22
That%26%238217%3Bs+no+moon%21
That’s no moon! SCORE 23
Lady%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+trying+to+take+it+home.
Lady, I’m trying to take it home. SCORE 27
This+wee+navigator+takes+its+job+ver+serious.
This wee navigator takes its job ver serious. SCORE 24
Are+cats+pets%26%238230%3B+really%3F
Are cats pets… really? SCORE 16
shhhh.+babe%2C+please.
shhhh. babe, please. SCORE 19
Miss+me+with+that+Costco+pack.
Miss me with that Costco pack. SCORE 21
Baked+b+e+a+n+o
Baked b e a n o SCORE 22
Standard+issue+submarine+sandwich%2C+please.
Standard issue submarine sandwich, please. SCORE 24
OK+but+watch+out+for+mama+bear%26%238230%3B
OK but watch out for mama bear… SCORE 20
When+the+landlord+says+no+doge+allowed%26%238230%3B
When the landlord says no doge allowed… SCORE 20
Cha+cha+real+smooth%2C+while+you+wait.
Cha cha real smooth, while you wait. SCORE 34
That+lion+king+snarl.
That lion king snarl. SCORE 29
I%26%238217%3Bm+multipurpose%2C+really.
I’m multipurpose, really. SCORE 20
He%26%238217%3Bs+home%21
He’s home! SCORE 19
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Jaws+necklace.
Jaws necklace. SCORE 128
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Too many f***ing Ty Lees SCORE 7
Confused+puppy+hunter
Confused puppy hunter SCORE 127
Nothing+to+see+here%2C+just+a+pink+sweater
Nothing to see here, just a pink sweater SCORE 8
The+case+for+multiple+souls.
The case for multiple souls. SCORE 166
A+date.
A date. SCORE 136
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