this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
this is my lore SCORE 15
feel my fatness SCORE 18
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
welcome to hell SCORE 28
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
we got married immediately SCORE 20
you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
i can hear space SCORE 25
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
retirement is near SCORE 22
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
my preciouses SCORE 14