Gold digger. SCORE 117
Be kind. SCORE 193
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Peenut. SCORE 160
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Do want. SCORE 212
How marketing works. SCORE 285
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Wut? SCORE 156
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
