Preparation pays off. SCORE 65
Thought this guy was stealing nuts from a fruit and nut stand, turns out he has his own box to help keep him honest. SCORE 22
These were Frodo's feet in LOTR. SCORE 80
Mixed Up My Ambien With My Adderall Last Night SCORE 97
No swearing in my Christian server please SCORE 60
Help! I've flipped the car and I can't get up! SCORE 69
Sarcasm SCORE 150
I Like Dis Hat, Did Is Good Hat SCORE 106
Best wish. SCORE 96
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 82
Silence is a good haircut. SCORE 54
Can I try on the hat? SCORE 21
It’s the little things SCORE 127
*pause* SCORE 51
That's How You Show Your Thinking SCORE 116
blood pun SCORE 137
Now that's a good lad. SCORE 31
No. SCORE 177
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Tom Hanks SCORE 117
Wow, that is actually quite amazing SCORE 208
The local PDs guide to keeping thieves out of your vehicle SCORE 103
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
The giggle of death SCORE 114
Release him SCORE 118
walked into work and saw this on the message board SCORE 161
Otter world problems. SCORE 73
Good luck China. SCORE 132
Legally binding stop signs. SCORE 231
A gingerbread hobbit-hole. SCORE 215
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption "call security." SCORE 169
Do want. SCORE -24
