As close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon. SCORE 331
I am outstanding. SCORE 18
I DEER YOU SCORE 18
>:( SCORE 15
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 489
Being loved by someone who hates everyone. SCORE 396
Oh, I thought she just got a tan SCORE 20
living the good life. SCORE 14
Cedric? That you? Why are you sparkling? SCORE 18
He touched the butt SCORE 337
Pool + bowling. SCORE 20
Screw on heel height. SCORE 308
NO ONE. SCORE 16
And the Darwin Award goes to… SCORE 158
How is that a compliment? SCORE 216
Just getting comfortable SCORE 18
I kinda like chocolate SCORE 21
The true test of character. SCORE 203
A treehouse is really insensitive. SCORE 236
OH, YOU! SCORE 17
I LLIKE YOU SCORE 7
The more you know. SCORE 325
Sassy snake. SCORE 17
DAMMIT MOON MOON SCORE 19
MJ KITTEH SINGS THRILLER SCORE 6
Chaos. SCORE 18
Mine! SCORE 116
The happiest a person can be. SCORE 327
FROGGIE HAZ A HAT :) SCORE 10
PARTY LIKE YOU’RE ROSE TYLER AND IT’S DOOMSDAY. SCORE 24
Every time SCORE 272
Every time I shave. SCORE 13