oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Being sick. SCORE 140
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Wishes. SCORE 112
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Burn! SCORE 249
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Accurate. SCORE 112
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Never forget. SCORE 159
How seasons work. SCORE 158
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Burn! SCORE 216
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Seal SCORE 28
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
