Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
All the Navies! SCORE 172
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
New books. SCORE 200
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
How marriage works. SCORE 65
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Friends. SCORE 215
I love you. SCORE 20
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
Please be troll. SCORE 230
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
How people see me. SCORE 233
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Accurate. SCORE 257
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Seems legit. SCORE 150
