
One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30

I could watch that screensaver for hours SCORE 53

Ratwurst SCORE 62

Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58

Naruto Cheeto SCORE 20

How long until he gets it? SCORE 46

Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50

Racecar SCORE 35

Food Fighters SCORE 11

It almost worked, too SCORE 41

Polar bear plunge SCORE 42

When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31

Some doors are built differently SCORE 30

Netflix needs this option SCORE 47

Release them all SCORE 41

Adorably enraged SCORE 37

They really should have expected this. SCORE 51

Let the games begin SCORE 47

I prayed for this SCORE 26

Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39

Point proved SCORE 32

No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28

Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32

Medical degree by Google SCORE 64

Lickie stickie SCORE 25

Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29

I’m listening SCORE 43

You might call it an umbrella corporation SCORE 44

Unless it’s the deer SCORE 22

I’ll be there for you SCORE 47

I never win the argument SCORE 30

Wrong number SCORE 36