
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

fond memories SCORE 44

teens with attitude SCORE 27

maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50

im buying a shirt SCORE 41

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

she meant it, too SCORE 43

5 days a week SCORE 45

she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35

pebble and roll SCORE 65

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

too late SCORE 38

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

Lana approves SCORE 76

i am this dog SCORE 20

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

i hope so! SCORE 22

he made his choice SCORE 43

you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

anchors away! SCORE 23